Panel 1:
The Red Jackets bust through the hole in the wall. Matt is swinging Martha in circles.
Matt: Let's kick some pedo ass!
Panel 2:
Matt kicks the door down with all kinds of bravado unexpected from a lad his size.
Matt: Hoo-hah! You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Panel 3:
We now get to see the whorehouse itself. On several beds are a bunch of young girls. An old bald dude in a suit is quickly putting his pants back on. On the left of Matt's big ol' head, a skanky, coked-up lookin' old broad is pointing a rifle.
Matt: Whup.
Panel 4:
A shot is fired, but Matt somehow deflects it by swinging Martha. This doesn't seem to damage the plastic controller at all. Whaaaat?
Matt: Well that's real smart!
Panel 5:
Matt swings Martha over his head to attack, while Mistaire levitates the gun away from the lady.
Matt: We blow a hole in the damn wall and you think a gun will stop us?!
Panel 6:
In the foreground, Tony leans in to speak to one of the girls. In the background, Matt is kickin' that old lady.
Tony: Psst! I'm a guardian angel here to rescue you! Follow me!
Matt: Ha! Justice foot!!!
Once again I have written myself into several holes. Not only did I toss in fourteen kids who speak only Spanish (presumably), but Matt is supposed to be fluent in Spanish AND French. The only languages I understand are English, 1337, and enough Lapine to say 'poop.' I used to know some Japanese but after graduating from high school my brain foricbly ejected it. Also, I've never really reached a decision on whether or not Martha has been modified from her original DualShock 2 design. I mean, she just deflected a bullet at close range. And her cord keeps getting longer and shorter depending on the situation. My PS2 controllers at home can barely reach from the TV to the couch. But if Matt were to plug her in, Martha would still work like any other controller. And his sentimental attatchment to the stupid thing would imply that he wouldn't want someone to tinker with her to make her 'better.' I dunno man. It's...it's comic magic. One thing I DO like about this page though, is that Tony seems to find it easier to let people assume he's an angel. He's not a religious person (when Clarisse makes a cross with her fingers it makes him uncomfortable) but who wouldn't like people to have such a positive view of them right off the bat? He takes this superpowers thing quite well.
The Red Jackets bust through the hole in the wall. Matt is swinging Martha in circles.
Matt: Let's kick some pedo ass!
Panel 2:
Matt kicks the door down with all kinds of bravado unexpected from a lad his size.
Matt: Hoo-hah! You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Panel 3:
We now get to see the whorehouse itself. On several beds are a bunch of young girls. An old bald dude in a suit is quickly putting his pants back on. On the left of Matt's big ol' head, a skanky, coked-up lookin' old broad is pointing a rifle.
Matt: Whup.
Panel 4:
A shot is fired, but Matt somehow deflects it by swinging Martha. This doesn't seem to damage the plastic controller at all. Whaaaat?
Matt: Well that's real smart!
Panel 5:
Matt swings Martha over his head to attack, while Mistaire levitates the gun away from the lady.
Matt: We blow a hole in the damn wall and you think a gun will stop us?!
Panel 6:
In the foreground, Tony leans in to speak to one of the girls. In the background, Matt is kickin' that old lady.
Tony: Psst! I'm a guardian angel here to rescue you! Follow me!
Matt: Ha! Justice foot!!!
Once again I have written myself into several holes. Not only did I toss in fourteen kids who speak only Spanish (presumably), but Matt is supposed to be fluent in Spanish AND French. The only languages I understand are English, 1337, and enough Lapine to say 'poop.' I used to know some Japanese but after graduating from high school my brain foricbly ejected it. Also, I've never really reached a decision on whether or not Martha has been modified from her original DualShock 2 design. I mean, she just deflected a bullet at close range. And her cord keeps getting longer and shorter depending on the situation. My PS2 controllers at home can barely reach from the TV to the couch. But if Matt were to plug her in, Martha would still work like any other controller. And his sentimental attatchment to the stupid thing would imply that he wouldn't want someone to tinker with her to make her 'better.' I dunno man. It's...it's comic magic. One thing I DO like about this page though, is that Tony seems to find it easier to let people assume he's an angel. He's not a religious person (when Clarisse makes a cross with her fingers it makes him uncomfortable) but who wouldn't like people to have such a positive view of them right off the bat? He takes this superpowers thing quite well.
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