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Panel 1:
Matt laughs at poor widdle Tony.
Pauline: Sorry, but we haven't figured out what else to teach you yet.
Tony: Fiiiine.
Matt: Ha ha!
Panel 2:
Matt gives the thumb up!
Pauline: Matt, your job is to make sure everyone gets out safe.
Matt: Right!
Pauline: And I think these girls were smuggled in from South America so be prepared to translate.
Matt: Oui!
Panel 3:
Pauline holds up a Superman 64 cardridge.
Pauline: These flashbombs are for self defense only. They don't cause any damage, so don't bother trying.
Tony (off-panel): Why'd you build them into N64 cardridges?
Paline: superman 64s are cheaper than real casings.
Panel 4:
Pauline gets up from her chair. Sargreon looks at the kids with a troubled expression.
Pauline: Everyone got it?
Tony: Uh-huh!
Mistaire: Yes'm!
Matt: Yup!
Panel 5:
Pauline strikes a solemn pose.
Pauline: All right then...Red Jacket Brigade...
Panel 6:
Pauline points with ACTION.
Pauline: Go!!!
Panel 7:
Over the treetops, Mistaire and Tony fly. Tony is carrying Matt by his shoulders.
Matt: WOOOOOOO I'm flyin'!
Tony: Eh. The novelty wears off when you have wings to get tired.




Child hookers come from South America right? Or like...Albania. Or...Idaho. I don't know. And you can find used S64s in GameStops for like, a cent.


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