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Panel 1:
Matt runs for some reason.
Narration: Dashing from rooftop to rooftop! Grappling hook for justice!
Panel 2:
Matt swings Martha.
Narration: Saver of lives! Winner of hearts! Highest of scores!
Panel 3:
Instead of a panel this is an open area with Matt posing 'heroically' with some boxes to the side.
Narration: RENEGADE!(TM) Matthew Michel Wright, but a mere 16 summers old, trained from infancy on video games, has developed HYPER-AWESOME reflexes and superb combat skills! Blessed with a loose and flexible grasp on reality, he can accomplish daring feats of daring, without an ounce of fear in his body! Or his butt! Protege to retired crimefighter The Wizard, he has all the power of 1986's best technology at his disposal! And his trusty grappling hook Martha, a PS2 controller, he also has that! RENEGADE!(TM)




Haaate this page. What is that? Mock Engrish? Also, this is like the only time we hear about Pauline's old superhero name, The Wizard. As in, loves the Power Glove, it's so bad. We also hear that his controller has a name, Martha. Martha's role in Matt's mental health will eventually become a plot point, but for now she's just a prop.


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