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Panel 1:
Pauline smugly explains to a bewildered Mistaire. Tony, feeling justified in his previous claims of abduction, slams a fist into his palm.
Pauline: Sweetie, Earth has a LONG history of alien encounters.
Tony: I KNEW it!
Panel 2:
Mistaire balls up her fists in frustration. Everyone ignores Tony as he waves a finger in the air.
Mistaire: Sargreon never told me THAT!
Tony: So I WAS abducted as a baby!
Pauline: It's supposed to be a secret, but pretty much everyone here knows that aliens exist.
Panel 3:
Pauline clicks some things on her gigantic computer to bring up a clip from that one movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Pauline: Ever seen that movie Close Encounters? True story. The higher-ups have deemed this planet a lost cause.
Panel 4:
Pauline leans in uncomfortably close to Mistaire.
Mistaire: So if we get caught mucking up on Earth...
Pauline: Nobody will care!
Panel 5:
Pauline and Matt strike a pose.
Pauline: It's like pissing into a sea of piss!
Matt: I did that once!
Panel 6:
Mistaire clutches her head, exasperated. Pauline just shrugs.
Mistaire: Dammit, Sargy never tells me anything!
Pauline: Whoever he is, he probably didn't know.
Panel 7:
Pauline points a single exposition finger.
Pauline: Governments like to cover up embarassing facts like that. It's the one universal truth. That and Wisdom Tree sucking.




Oh man, the exposition on this page is awful. And why is there a Wisdom Tree joke in there? Who does that? I hate this page now. And I really dug myself into a hole with that Close Encounters thing. That will NEVER be mentioned again.


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